Bloody so-called “celebrities”

Just seen an ad on TV for "The News of the World" tomorrow, Jordon, AKA Katie Price going on about the "real" reason why her and Peter Andre split up, I DON’T CARE JUST SOD OFF WILL YOU? All week there’s been this drivel on the front pages of the red-tops about how she was raped but isn’t going to say who it was, my God, how low will this woman go just to keep her name in the papers and make a few more quid?

I thought Peter Andre on the Jonathan Ross show last night was an absolute gentleman, refused to say anything bad about her but to raptuous applause, firmly stated he would NEVER get back together with her. Good for you Pete, you can hold your head up high while your trashy embarrasing ex-wife is scrabbling around in the gutter for the next morsel of crap that she can flog to the gossip mags.

And Kerry Katona, week after week after interminable week, in every bloody gossip mag, going on about this and that, "Ooooh, my new hair-do", "My new look", WHO CARES? YOU’RE A HAS-BEEN, IN FACT YOU WEREN’T EVEN A "BEEN"!

"That’s why Mum’s go to Iceland", what, to get their next wrap of coke? No they bloody don’t! JUST SOD OFF WILL YOU!

Grumble mumble moan.